My logic: I need another ball python so I can talk about how gently I handle my balls.
Because I’m five.
Besides, it’s weird to have just one ball, amirite?
That feeling when you present someone with a ridiculous hypothetical argument to illustrate a point and they support that argument and you realize there is no hope.
I’ve never felt arguing with the anti-captivity crowd was useful. Their point is nothing one can reason with; either you agree that human beings should not make use of the natural world (unlike all other animals, literally) or you’re a monster.
I’ve always been curious as to why ants can use aphids without the consent of the aphids.